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Joke of the Day
"Why do ants not go to church? Because their in sects"
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"I ran over a child who was on his way to band practice carrying his cymbals. I'll never forget that horrible sound as I rolled past his motionless corpse. Ba dum tiss"
"Why did the black guy cross the road? He wanted some chicken!"
"My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner."
"A skinny girl and an overweight girl are standing in line on Friday morning. As the Walmart manager unlocks the door, skinny girl says, ""remember, black Friday lives matter."""
"He sat down and ordered a drink... The bartender said ""I'm sorry. We don't serve faster than light particles here."" A Nutrino walked into a bar."
"How do you spot the vegan at a party? They'll tell you."
"What's yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"
"It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !"