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Joke of the Day
"My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner."
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"How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More guns."
"Damn girl, can you guys stop with these retarded jokes? The first 2 were funny...the last 10,000 have been dumb as shit."
"Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon."
"[sees friend at the store] ""Hi"" Hey ""Where's your better half?"" The PS4's at home ""No I mean-"" Where WOULD it be? Wow, dumb question."
"What do you call a crazy professor? an academia nut"
"[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common? One says ""Hasta la vista baby!!"" and the other one says ""Hasta la vista son"""
"How do you get a blowjob in Flint, MI Pour bottled water over your dick."
"Lady: he's so mysterious Lady2: I wonder what he's thinking [Me, just wondering how easy it'd be to convert a nerf gun to fire meatballs]"
"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"