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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?"

"What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home? Shucks"

"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? Attire."

"In every teen body-swap film there's that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult. That's my morning routine now."

"Too many people are obsessing over Frozen. They need to let it go"

"What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France? A chopper"

"What is the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only a rapist would think the violation of a light socket by a foreign object is a matter to make jokes about."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?"