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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor."""
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"You know how horny the Romans were back then? For fuck's sake, they even nailed Jesus!"
"Why didn't the guitarist get laid? Because he had bad pickups"
"What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal? GoldiLochtes"
"What did the deaf nymphomaniac say? come again?"
"I've been interested in this deaf girl lately, but I'm nervous. Someone told me she has aids."
"A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry sir, there is only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her. He was a sub woofer."
"Why was the teacher cross-eyed? He couldn't control his pupils."
"The person who proofread all of Hitler's speeches Was a Grammar Nazi ( )"