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Joke of the Day
"What does Yao Ming stand for? When he sits down it takes too long to get back up."
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"What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes? Cuntstubble"
"Woman : All men are dogs. Me : Which breed is your dad, bitch?"
"F*ck nudes. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet. I need to know what kind of psycho I'm dealing with."
"What do a call a fighting tournament where homosexuals engage in sissy\slap-fighting each other? [Tekken Fag Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekken_Tag_Tournament)"
"What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen"
"Racist, Sexist, Nasty, and/or Terrible jokes that makes us questions your morals. I'll start! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: *None, feminists can't change anything*!"
"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."
"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"
"That awkward moment: You're watching a movie with your Dad when a sex scene comes on. And then your dad starts stroking your balls. Am I right??"