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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !"

"[pirate ship capturing another ship] Pirate: Prepare to be bored! Other Captain: Don't you mean boarded? *pirate opens stamp collection*"

"Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie? He was way to high, man."

"I like my cream like I like my slaves. Whipped"

"[ Buzzfeed writer becomes a teacher ] ""Kids today we will learn Alphabets. Here are 26 Alphabets that will blow your mind"""

"ME: haha u dare me to take off all my clothes and run thru this park COP: no ME: wow I cant believe ur making me do this lol COP: I'm not"

"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"

"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"

"Yo' mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes."

"Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!"