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Joke of the Day

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"3-year-old: Where do people go when they die? Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not? 3: It's full of dead people."

"Have you guys ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"What did the donkey say to its dick? That's a pretty big donkey dick."

"I can speak more than one vagina I'm bicunnilingual"

"*writes 'amount to something' on bucket list* *crosses it out* *writes 'mount something'* Yeah. That's do-able."

"""Jill look out the window..."" ""...there's a horse in our yard."" ""No Jack, it's not a horse, it's a cow!"" ""I said look out the window, not in the mirror!"""

"Einstein married his cousin Esla Even his marriage was relative."

"Michael, the kid with no hands What did Michael get for his birthday? Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it? Not Michael"

"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."