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Joke of the Day
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"
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"Frieza may be cool... But his brother is Cooler!"
"What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee"
"Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... It never gets old."
"Your life and greatest achievements"
"What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? ""I'm afraid that's all going to waist."""
"ANAESTHETIST: Count backwards from 100 ME: 100..99..98 ME: ..3..2..1..um [looks round] now what? ANAESTHETIST [muffled] You have to find me"
"What do you call it when...? What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography."
"Brokeback Mountain pretty much ruined camping as a male bonding activity for straight guys."
"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."