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Joke of the Day

"Frieza may be cool... But his brother is Cooler!"

"I went to the doctor today. He told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He says, Okay, you're ugly."

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?"

"Just got out of the shower and lotioned up Unfortunately I'm not a chick so this won't get 624 faves"

"[me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*"

"Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women"

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen."

"How do you piss of female archaeologists? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."

"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"

"How do you mess with a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."