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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
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"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"
"I went to a gay bar specifically for dyslexic people... ...this really hot guy projectile vomited at me, so I ducked his sick."
"I refuse to worry about wrinkles anymore. Besides, the botox I used on my scrotum burned and just made my balls look surprised all the time."
"We're sorry, the number you have dialed... 911 has been changed to a non-published number. Please make a note of it."
"""You never tell me you love me,"" said my girlfriend. I said, ""That's because you never ask."" She said, ""Do you want me to?"" ""Go for it,"" I replied. She said, ""Do you love me?"" I said, ""No."""
"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."
"Stop with the phone sex You might get hearing aids"
"Nick Cave is not on Tinder because he's the Grindr man."
"My dream is to be a security guard on Maury. I'd whisper ""you look like a Volkswagen Beetle with eyes."" When the women were crying backstage"