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Joke of the Day

"My little sister made a face at my mom and said ""Guess who I am?"" My mom answered ""Who?"" ""Your daughter"" courtesy of my 4 year old sister about 20 minutes ago"

"I got shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what it was laced with but I was tripping all day!!"

"What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich? You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich."

"There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: ""don't"" and ""stop""."

"TIFU... I could've had a V8"

"you are one of billions of workers trading irreplaceable hours of your life so a few hundred guys can have more money than anyone in history"

"Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse."

"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"

"The person that was in charge of naming Ohio must have thought of it when they realized someone was waving at the person behind them."

"I figure soon we will be grounding our children by sending them outside to play"