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Joke of the Day

"My little sister made a face at my mom and said ""Guess who I am?"" My mom answered ""Who?"" ""Your daughter"" courtesy of my 4 year old sister about 20 minutes ago"

"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."

"Cinderella walks into a bar... ""I'd like a glass of shoes, please"""

"Connor O'Connor walked out of a bar... [because hes irish!](http://replygif.net/i/1083.gif) ...thats pretty much the joke."

"My friend is a sex offender. He never abused anybody, people are just offended at the thought of having sex with him."

"What idiot called it ""insomnia"" and not ""resisting a rest""?"

"What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common? They both have their trunks in the front."

"What is love? [This is love](http://i.imgur.com/U3roe7r.png)"

"AA MEETING Chairman: Please, introduce yourself Eminem: Hi! My name is.. C: What? E: My name is.. C: Who? E: Hi! My name is.. C: Huh?"

"Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there."