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Joke of the Day

"Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse."

"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."

"[Dirty] Surveys show ... Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

"You know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don't have to go to fucking work"

"I went to a child psychologist once. He was rubbish. He was only seven."

"Hey sexy granny, you better call life alert Because I've fallen for you and can't get up"

"I thought I loved you but it turned out I just had too much coffee."

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? Walking"

"What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!"

"What do you call an average Mexican? Nacho average guy"