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Joke of the Day

"Genie: what is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich Genie: Granted. And what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"

"People on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"

"I get so excited when Facebook tells me there are hot singles in my city who want to meet me. Maybe they want to babysit!"

"How do you call a cow with no legs? You don't, because cows don't have phones."

"What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor? Two Towers."

"I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see, more like...watch."

"What is the medical name for the operation that changes a person's sex from female to male? An addadicktome."

"An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. ""How did you get here?"" he asked. And the new angel replied ""Flu..."""

"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."