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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor? Two Towers."

"Do we really need cheese AND other kinds of food? Seems greedy."

"I was having trouble sending text messages to my friend yesterday - so I text him ""test"" this AM. He quickly responded back - ""icle""........"

"Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1...... ...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters. Read online on a comment. LOL"

"You can be anyone you want on twitter, so I'm a little surprised so many guys chose ""creepy weird dude."""

"romantic comedy about middle aged people playing tennis 40-love"

"Want to hear a joke? Windows vista"

"Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch."

"I will always remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket... He said- ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket""?"

"Americans are just Canadians that someone fed after midnight."