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Joke of the Day

"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces.. For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed."

"In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn."

"Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer."

"Every time this gets RTed a member of Congress gets kicked in the groin."

"Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people? Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!"

"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're."

"Dont hit me! Thats whats she said. Bazzinga"

"Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT"

"They say if you like it then you should put a ring on it... ...man, I must really love shower curtains."

"They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad."