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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trashcan full of dead hookers? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"What do you call 4 dogs and a black bird? Spice girls"

"Son: what shall I go as to the Halloween party, mum? Mum: Hang your GCSE results around your neck and go as a fucking idiot, son."

"Wife: [looking out of window] Go and talk to our son. He's outside looking forlorn. Me: [goes outside] *points to grass* it's there u prick"

"I needed a break from stupidity so I left work early."

"Coworker: Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Gobble til you wobble! Me: *mutters* How bout you slobble on my knobble CW: What was that? Me: You too"

"My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives? It's fresh ground."

"How do you make an octopus laugh? By giving it ten tickles *badumts*"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. JK...Rowling."