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Joke of the Day
"Always Drive Drunk That way, if you get into an accident, at least you are drunk."
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"If you're able to read this, thank a teacher! If you can do busy work while wasted and watch an unrelated video, thank a substitute teacher!"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A: A buffaloaf."
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