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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its life is a joke."

"What does Arizona name Colorado? Border Collie"

"9 out of 10 Americans agree ...that out of 10 Americans, one American will always disagree with the other nine."

"I'm going skiing in Colorado. They say there are a lot of blacks there. But there are a lot of blues and greens as well, so I should be okay."

"Hangovers vs Women Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers go away!"

"I bet Hannibal Lecter was pretty disappointed when he found out a five finger discount had nothing to do with purchasing fingers."

"Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"

"What does the comedian say to his children on his deathbed? ""No one will appreciate your jokes once you're *dad.*"""

"Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one."