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Joke of the Day
"What does Arizona name Colorado? Border Collie"
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"I'm on a dinghy!"
"""I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"" -Me, every time I drink"
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks."
"Accidentally called 911. Set my house on fire to not look stupid."
"All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe but lost the combination!"
"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."
"My favorite thing about all the people waiting in line for the new iPhones is for those hours the rest of the world is a better place."
"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."