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Joke of the Day

"HEADLINE: Recent Studies Show Old White Dudes Possibly Becoming Obsolete. ""This is bad for everybody,"" say Old White Dudes."

"What is amnesia? Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings"

"I like that Linkin Park song where the guy suddenly screams."

"What do you call an Asshole with golden hair TRUMP !"

"I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives."

"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""

"Just Juan How many Mexicans does it take to build a lightbulb?"

"We all know how Bill cheated on Hillary with Monica Lewinsky. Well, did you hear that Hillary cheated on Bill with somebody named Ben Ghazi?"

"You're so ugly that You're so ugly when you went to the store to get your photos developed they threw away the memory card"

"This deodorant says ""avoid contact with eyes"" Too late...I've already seen it."