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Joke of the Day
"If you fall I will be there - Floor"
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"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""
"Don't play stupid with me.. That's a game you won't win"
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"""Thanks for turning me into an expression of contempt. Sorry about making delicious nourishment so damned accessible."" -Low-hanging fruit"
"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year Roll on 2017"
"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."
"How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!"