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Joke of the Day

"It drives me fucking crazy when people post questions on Facebook that could easily be answered with a basic google search."

"a girl told me ""ppl dont look at the sky anymor"" so i walked around looking up & it was beautiful & i bumped right into a kid lookin at bugs"

"What did one egg say to the other? It's just a Yolk!!"

"What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran"

"I emailed my ex-girlfriend ""Are you still alive"" and she emailed back ""No"" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell."

"Half of all bears are smarter than the average bear. It's not that big a deal."

"Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground? It didn't have any pickups"

"I'm still pissed that ""testicle Tuesday"" never took off."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."

"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."