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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation"
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"What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !"
"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."
"Asked my ex-husband once for song requests. He said he wanted to hear the sound of silence. So I sang, ""Hello darkness, my old friend...."""
"My father once told me, ""Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't."" Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father."
"My boobs float because they're above C level."
"I was recently asked my view on lesbians... In HD wasn't the answer they were looking for :/"
"They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins. ♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩"
"What do you call a Mexican prostitute that doesn't charge? Frijole."
"I spilled spot-remover on my dog... ...and now he's gone. :("