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Joke of the Day
"People who don't smoke pot suck. They should all be stoned."
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"spent the last 36 minutes yelling at this ugly little girl to get off my lawn before realizing it was my naked reflection in the window."
"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"
"Seems like /r/jokes likes puns about penises... Hey, I won't dick-scriminate."
"The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes!"
"How do you tell a deaf person to shut up? ""Here, hold this."""
"I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see, more like...watch."
"The Wife just asked if she looked OK in her new pants.. She did... But I paused to long,,,,,,,,,,,,,Please send an ambulance..."
"'Tis the season to pull copious amounts of tinsel out of your dog's butthole."
"[At a psychic fair] Psychic: Ask whatever you want to know. Success? Work? Love? Money? Me: Can you tell me where my car keys are?"