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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... when they see a little boy walking towards them. The priest says, ""Hey, let's go fuck that little boy over there!"" The rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"

"There is nothing quite as genuine as hearing from a friend you haven't seen in forever and finding out she sells Avon now."

"What shakes at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."

"i wear glasses n walk around eating apples n everyone is like ""wow. he prolly subscribes 2 the economist"" but joke's on them i can't read"

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"

"what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4"

"Okay kids, always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"

"Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them."

"Growing up, mum was always like a beautiful bird. She would fly away and when she returned many hours later she would puke everywhere."