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Joke of the Day

"NyQuil: Because who doesn't like to dream about your cat turning into your dog and your dog taking you for a walk and picking up your poop."

"A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which he replies ""baguette""."

"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."

"[NSFW] What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."

"I have a rather unique talent. You can give me any girl's name and I know a song for that name. Try me!"

"My cheating Ex-girlfriend just got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at the sperm bank."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotopus"

"Proof that Donald Trump is a racist Tomorrow he is going to throw a black family out of their house."

"Why was the legless man immortal? Because he couldn't kick the bucket."

"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."