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Joke of the Day

"A Jew and an American are sitting on a bus... The Holocaust denier farts. The Jew says, ""That's gross!"" The Holocaust denier says, ""What, a little gas never killed anyone."""

"I hoped to be a mortgage some day... But it looks like I'm forever a loan."

"How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One....Two...One, Two..."

"So this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of no where"

"What do you call a Korean bulldog? A bul-dog-gi"

"Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG"

"It's crazy. One minute you're getting drunk as a skunk, then next thing you know, you're in the back of an ambulance. I really shouldn't be a paramedic."

"Sometimes, I think I have had enough personal embarrassment for one lifetime, but then, I'm all like, ""No."" [rises from chair] NO."

"Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school."

"What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!"