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Joke of the Day
"It's creepy that the only ingredient in fruit is fruit."
Next Joke
"What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over? Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it)."
"My paranoid boyfriend broke up with me. ""It's not you,"" he said, looking around. ""It's them."""
"What's Big, White and If It falls out of a tree it will kill you? A Fridge"
"Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims."
"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."
"If you think a minute goes by really fast you've never been on a treadmill."
"Death is like a chance to fuck in high school or college If you find out how it was close - you will be surprised."
"I feel like a battery because I am not included in anything :("
"My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, ""How old are you?"" I said, ""I'm five."" He said, ""When I was your age I was six."""