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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded."
Next Joke
"PARENTS: if you have an ugly child, please don't post 8 million pictures of them online. Thank you."
"Saturday night just logged me out due to inactivity."
"Im sick of people calling America ""the stupidest country in the world"" Personally, I think Europe is."
"2 peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted"
"NOBAMA I've been seeing a lot of these ""NOBAMA"" stickers recently and I find that I have to agree. I hate the crimson tide too."
"What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse? My husband doesn't go to the circus"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch"
"Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?"
"I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street."