201920
Joke of the Day
"2 peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted"
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"What do you call a car accident between two Nissan pick-up trucks? Crash of the Titans"
"I'm trying to be more daring. Like I'm not smoking crack or stripping, but I diiiiiid just eat an unwashed strawberry so..."
"I accidentally sent everyone in my address book a naked picture of myself It cost a fortune in stamps"
"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."
"As a German, this year is the first year I'm really happy... ...that I have missed the Coke X-Mas truck."
"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice, They're lying."
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"One thing that really annoys me is everything."