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Joke of the Day
"Apparently it's frowned upon to wipe sweat from the brow of a sexy guy at the gym Who knew"
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"A young man was at prom with his date. He went off in search for something to drink. After getting lost a few times, he finally asked a chaperone, ""So where's the punch line?"""
"A man was walking his dog through a graveyard... when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"", he says. The other man replies, ""Nope, just taking a shit."""
"Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!"
"What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton."
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decalfeinated"
"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."
"How did the farmer find his daughter? He Tractor."
"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."
"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."