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Joke of the Day
"Apparently it's frowned upon to wipe sweat from the brow of a sexy guy at the gym Who knew"
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"I like my women like I like my dragons... Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold."
"Where is Waldo? How do you find a blind man at an orgy? It's not hard."
"Come to the light side [Original source (in Russian)](http://peggy-s.livejournal.com/318323.html) - Come to the light side, we have marshmallows - I want cookies - Cookies are on the dark side"
"[alarm clock goes off] ok it's happening again it's a day and it's here again *googling* day again why how to unsubscribe days"
"Why is it important for pious Muslim girls to wear the hijab? So that the semen doesn't keep getting in their hair."
"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"
"What do you call the female version of Donald Trump? "
"So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and... ...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus."
"Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet."