190670

Joke of the Day

"I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year."

Next Joke
 
"Why is the mailman bad at sex? His package cums too quickly"
"Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border."
"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."
"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."
"Sometimes my kid likes me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm his Oreo dealer."
"Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver? He always leaves you hanging"
"If you catch Chuck Norris sleeping he will grant you one wish.... if your wish is dying."
"Did you hear the one about the deaf kid? Neither did he."
"What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band? AC/DC"