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Joke of the Day
"What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte"
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"I thought of a great joke about turkey coups. I would tell you, but it would probably fly right over your head."
"You know what they say about fleeting boners They cum and they go"
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"
"When life hands you 2 Lemons 1 cup sugar 2 tbsp flour 3 tbsp cornstarch 1 cup water 2 tbsp butter 4 eggs 1 pie crust you make lemon meringue"
"Ask me about my vow of silence."
"What are your thoughts on monorails? They make decent one-liners."
"You know what people really do when no one's looking? Your mum."
"Why can t my 14 year old friend drive... Because she s a woman"
"What do you call a privileged post office? Cis White Mail"