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Joke of the Day

"I thought of a great joke about turkey coups. I would tell you, but it would probably fly right over your head."

"My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake."

"How do you circumcise a Hill-Billy? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"Shouldn't the Air and Space museum be empty?"

"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."

"What will you find in the toilet of a ship? The captains log."

"Patient: Doctor I am very nervous. You know this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry it's my first extraction too."

"In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man"

"I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's ""late enough"" to go down my chimney"

"Thanks to incognito private browsing, nobody will discover my deepest, darkest secret.... That I play RuneScape."