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Joke of the Day

"What are your thoughts on monorails? They make decent one-liners."

"I was going to make a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub... She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" ;) So he stabs her & steals her purse."

"That awkward moment where you don't know if you're in a relationship or not."

"Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."

"So I was at Legoland the other day and I saw a couple making out I thought it was inappropiate so walked up to them and said ""Come on guys, this is Legoland. Build a room."""

"Goose bumps are God's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born."

"The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO. While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together."

"They say the best way to prepare your kids for loss in later life is to have pets. So I bought a puppy and shot it in front of them. I'm not having my kids growing up damaged."

"What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ? Weight for it..."