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Joke of the Day

"Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')"

"What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and two kids playing catch at the park? I actually give a shit if the kids lose their balls."

"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"

"My girlfriend left me because she said I'm a ""Clueless idiot."" I didn't even know I had a girlfriend."

"How do you know if an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his"

"Math Beer So I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer."

"The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I'm done picking my nose, I'm gonna smile and wave."

"RadioShack is on the verge of shutting down. . . I guess its batteries are running out"

"Why can't Jimmy ride his bike? Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D"

"How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for? Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)"