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Joke of the Day

"Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."

"Christmas song for people with synesthesia: do you see what I heeeaarrr"

"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."

"Confucius say Breasts without nipples would be pointless."

"Sometimes I drown cookies in milk in front of their family until they tell me the whereabouts of the Keebler Elves."

"Percentage of Childhood Obesity by U.S. State in 2011 x-post from /r/dataisbeautiful"

"What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip"

"Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."

"I tried to take a dump on an airplane. TSA was none too please when they had to clean out the tray"