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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women In two enormous cups"
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"You know what they say about incest... It's only relatively bad."
"Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich."
"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"
"""holy shit. i don't have much time left to live. better sit on as many benches as i can before i die.""-old people."
"What game do you play with a gospel choir? Where's Whitey?"
"What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say? ""I feel a bit overdressed."""
"Why is it awkward to have sex with Jesus? He keeps saying ""Oooh Dad Ooooh Dad OOOH DAAAAD"""
"It's called a ""remote"" because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel."
"My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account."