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Joke of the Day

"I prayed to God asking him to give me a good husband. And the God did. My husband didn't pray - and he has got me to deal with."

"Went to a zoo that only had one dog It was a ShitZoo"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."

"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."

"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""

"Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering"

"What did the O say to the Q? ""Dude, you're dicks hanging out"""

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma"

"What sound does an emo cow make? Amumu"

"Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*"