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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler name his network switch to? Auswitch"
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"I went to a poltical one handed-people-demonstration ... and it was horrible, about 50% of them had no rights!"
"A man walks into a bar and says... OUCH!"
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"What's the smartest dinosaur? Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! ~Skip"
"I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday."
"All my scars & bruises tell a story. The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh"
"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."
"What does a lawyer and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck you for your money."