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Joke of the Day

"I've been to 3 different specialists at the Foxsworthy Institute and they still can't be sure whether or not I'm a Redneck. I'm losing hope"

"birds & bees a boy asks his mom ""mom, where do babies come from?"" the mom pauses and then says "" the stork"" then the boy says ""ah, who fucks the stork?"""

"The only good part about choking to death on Teddy Grahams is your family can technically say you were killed by bears. Which sounds cool."

"You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word ""sober"" without making air quotes"

"*gets naked* *gets baked* *doesn't get why they don't rhyme*"

"What do you call an addiction to dead black people? Negrophelia."

"Every fight is a food fight.... .... when you're a cannibal."

"*tries to quietly eat carrot sticks during your funeral*"

"There was a prison break at Guantanomo Bay Authorities warned of ""free radicals"" in area."

"Whenever I'm not feeling well, I just imagine Tyrannosaurus Rex masturbating."