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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm not feeling well, I just imagine Tyrannosaurus Rex masturbating."

"Why American Names Are Like ""Jackson, Wilson, Markson..... Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson"" Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son."

"So I the ceo of apple came out as gay I guess their iphones really are bent"

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"I've had Thanksgiving dinner four times and I'm kind of getting addicted. I'm quitting this cold turkey."

"Time Traveler and Bar's We don't serve your kind here, said the bartender. A Time Traveler walks into a bar."

"""Um guys wait seriously you guys I feel like we should be going the other way they're shooting at us? Um guys?!"" --horses going into battle"

"The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw."

"One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said ""thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"""

"What's the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen, the other eats Raw Men"