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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !"
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"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, I shot him."
"My brother told me we ran out of protein powder I didn't believe him, so I said No Whey"
"I hate those Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."
"A homeless guy asked me ""would you give me $5 for a sandwich?"" I said ""I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."""
"I am terrible at English... But I love meth. **Note: As far as I know my brother came up with this joke and I can't find it on the internet so.**"
"My manicurist mother and dentist father didn't like each other... They fought tooth and nail all the time."
"Bae: come over Me: I can't, I'm hanging out with your parents. Bae: my parents aren't home. Me: I know. I just... You never listen Susan."
"Ellen Pao walked into a bar The bar bent. Bartender served her 3 sets of jumbo meals. Bartender had to repair the door."
"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."