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Joke of the Day

"My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit."

"What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal? ""nice watch"""

"Female Masturbation My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. . But I caught her red handed !!"

"what is your least favorite type of sandwich? Whoops, wrong sub."

"I hate how guys with tiny penises try to overcompensate with flashy cars. You're not fooling anyone, ambulance drivers!!"

"Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts? Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers"

"s/o to the fact that ketchup is a smoothie b/c tomatoes are fruits lol DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID U FRIES OMNOMNOM"

"My wife always says I am bullying on of our children I don't know which one she means... John, Maria or the fat ugly one?"

"How do you recognize a feminist from a bunch of naked women? She's the one with the penis.....envy."

"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her. Because none of our kids look like her."