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Joke of the Day

"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"[aquaman origin story] *falls out of boat* help! im drowni- oh... no, im good, actually"

"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"

"The letter I takes up less room than the letter W yet they're both counted as one character. If Twitter was an Airline this wouldn't happen."

"What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !"

"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"

"Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably"

"How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"Which war had the most overweight soldiers? VietNOMNOMNOM"

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She holds the bulb up to the socket and then expects the world to revolve around her."