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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations, you've won a free - A free what? I can't hear you over my muted speakers. Owned that bitch."

"Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full? He is so misunderstood."

"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."

"Did you see Matt Damon's character in Invictus? That's apartheid like to play."

"Me: Whats the best thing on the menu? Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*"

"Have you heard about the newly developed French tank? It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse"

"2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ HeHe"

"Jesus walks into a bar No he didn't, because he isn't real."

"what did the transvestite say to the pirate? Q. what did the transvestite say to the pirate? A. ""I'M going to plunder your butt hole!"""

"""I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke,"" The blonde girl requested. ""Excuse me miss, this is a library."" ^^""I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke,"" she whispered."