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Joke of the Day

"There are 10000000 people in a room 1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't. Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)"

"If Hitler had a pet, what would it be? A dolphin"

"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."

"Life is like choclate Bitter if you're dark"

"A deer walked out of a gay bar and said... I just blew ten bucks in there!"

"If ""wings"" mean ""diabetes"" then yes, Red Bull gave me that."

"I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want."

"A very tall and handsome man walks into a bar and suffers a mild concussion."

"Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them."

"I guess I'm getting old. Now when I hear ""Pour Some Sugar On Me"" I think of 2 things. Who's cleaning it up and I hope we don't get ants."