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Joke of the Day
"Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them."
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"I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge."
"Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly? Because they're hard to iron."
"Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*"
"why can't conservatives work at a checkout counter? Because they don't like change..."
"When my son goes to a party I always tell him ""No drinking, no drugs and ALWAYS be the first person in a Human Centipede chain."""
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"
"I like my woman like a I like a flight * Easy to find online * Baggage free * Willing to serve hot food"
"Nothing is more terrifying than putting back a shirt without folding it and then making eye contact with the shopping assistant."
"So Jesus... Walks in to a hotel, with a hand full of nails and a hammer in the other...and asks ""Can you put me up for the night ?"""