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Joke of the Day
"The softest type of toilet paper is cats."
Next Joke
"Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?"
"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!"
"Shop Locally. Sometimes we have the thing you need maybe I dunno come back next week."
"I'm putting together a mail-order-bride catalog featuring poor desperate American women looking for a way out...I'm calling it Facebook."
"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck."
"My girlfriend is like my self-esteem I have none"
"Before my girlfriend moved in I always had one night stand Now that things are getting serious we have two night stands"
"Dustin Diamond aka 'Screech' arrested for bar stabbing... Will he be, '""Saved by the Bail""?"