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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!"

"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"

"What happens when you are banned on a muslim server? you are turbanned"

"What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the batmobile!"""

"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body."

"Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death."

"(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!"""

"7 out of 10 people believe in Life after death. The other 3 don't even like cereal."

"[Dirty] You know what they say about farm girls and horses... They both fell in mud."

"The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole."