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Joke of the Day

"Dustin Diamond aka 'Screech' arrested for bar stabbing... Will he be, '""Saved by the Bail""?"

"Her: I saw this Yoda pen & I thought of you. Me: WHY? YOU THINK I'M 8 OR SOMETHING? Her: No, sorry... Me: Hey, hey, hey! Leave the pen."

"A burglar sneaking into a dentist clinic got caught by the late night guard. In panic, the burglar throws a tooth at the guard. He's been hit by He's been struck by A tooth criminal."

"*Adding family on Facebook* Before: Fuck bitches, smoke, drink! After: I helped an old lady cross the street."

"Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays."

"anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have"

"Did you hear about the Lawyer defending the public masturbater?.... He got him off."

"Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them."

"What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !"

"How did Harry Potter go down the hill Walking.... JK Rowling"